{"id":28220,"date":"2026-04-14T07:21:23","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T07:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=28220"},"modified":"2026-04-14T07:21:23","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T07:21:23","slug":"euphoria-season-3-68-thoughts-i-had-about-episode-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=28220","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Euphoria\u2019 Season 3: 68 Thoughts I Had About Episode 1"},"content":{"rendered":"


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Look, am I a big Sam Levinson fan? Not really. (While we\u2019re discussing him, let\u2019s put some respect on the good name of The Idol<\/em>\u2019s Jocelyn<\/a> and her certified bop \u201cWorld Class Sinner\/I\u2019m a Freak\u201d). Have I nevertheless been counting down the moments until the Season 3 premiere of his HBO series Euphoria<\/em>? Indubitably.<\/p>\n

Below, find quite literally every thought I had about Season 3, Episode 1 of Euphoria<\/em>\u2014puppy play and all:<\/p>\n

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  1. Hey, it\u2019s Zendaya! My extremely complicated friend from The Drama<\/em>!<\/a><\/li>\n
  2. An indeterminate number of years have passed since high school, and Rue\u2019s running drugs in Mexico.<\/li>\n
  3. These guys helping her get her car moving seem nice, at least!<\/li>\n
  4. Ah, the irresponsibly-driving-to-loud-music fist-pump. I know it well.<\/li>\n
  5. Car plus fence seems like\u2026dangerous math, to me.<\/li>\n
  6. Diva, be careful!<\/li>\n
  7. Okay, she worked that out. Let\u2019s hear it for women in STEM!<\/li>\n
  8. Who\u2019s this polite child in a pinafore?<\/li>\n
  9. Raw milk<\/a> mentioned!<\/li>\n
  10. Sorry\u2026Rue\u2019s posing as a college newspaper reporter writing about immigration at the border?<\/li>\n
  11. To stay with a trad Christian family?<\/li>\n
  12. What the hell, sure.<\/li>\n
  13. All these girls look like they\u2019re wearing Batsheva.<\/a><\/li>\n
  14. \u201cI\u2019ve never been on the internet.\u201d<\/li>\n
  15. Would that I could say the same, Daisy!<\/li>\n
  16. Clearly, Rue agrees with me.<\/li>\n
  17. This is all giving the movie Unpregnant<\/em><\/a>\u2026which stars Barbie Ferreira<\/a>\u2026whom I deeply miss on Euphoria.<\/em> It\u2019s all connected!<\/li>\n
  18. I\u2019m scared of Laurie.<\/li>\n
  19. Oh, Rue.<\/li>\n
  20. I want better than \u201cbodypacking\u201d for you.<\/li>\n
  21. Hey, it\u2019s Faye!<\/li>\n
  22. This is more gagging and vomiting than I strictly need to see on my TV, thanks.<\/li>\n
  23. Okay, I really hope this house has more than one spaghetti strainer.<\/li>\n
  24. \u201cHe wants to get into avocados.\u201d<\/li>\n
  25. Hey, that was the church right by my house in Hollywood!<\/li>\n
  26. I love to live where the action is.<\/li>\n
  27. Rue putting on her lesbionic little cargo shorts and going to visit Lexi makes me so happy.<\/li>\n
  28. Lexi would<\/em> have an AI rant locked and loaded.<\/li>\n
  29. God, I love that girl.<\/li>\n
  30. Although I do think she could stand to lighten up on the lip liner.<\/li>\n
  31. Ah, blue-haired pronoun-havers snapping their fingers in agreement\u2026likely thing for Sam Levinson to excitedly skewer.<\/li>\n
  32. Cassie\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/li>\n
  33. Bottega Boy Nate Jacobs<\/a> is home, and the vibes are immediately rancid.<\/li>\n
  34. \u201cI\u2019m just creating content.\u201d<\/li>\n
  35. Tea, Cassie.<\/li>\n
  36. When men complain about there being dishes in the sink, it\u2019s like\u2026are your hands broken?<\/li>\n
  37. \u201cI am in the real world, making deals.\u201d Oh, for sure.<\/li>\n
  38. \u201cI\u2019m the doggie\u201d feels spiritually linked to Shoshanna from Girls<\/em> saying \u201cObvi, we\u2019re the ladies.\u201d<\/li>\n
  39. I know it\u2019s been mentioned before, but this being the second time this year that Jacob Elordi\u2019s onscreen partner has engaged in puppy play<\/a> is crazy stuff.<\/li>\n
  40. Not this Nate\/Cassie wedding pitch dek!<\/li>\n
  41. Ice luges are expensive, it\u2019s true.<\/li>\n
  42. Is OnlyFans making money from this name-check?<\/li>\n
  43. Okay, I am rabidly curious to hear what\u2019s up with Jules.<\/li>\n
  44. Sugaring, eh?<\/li>\n
  45. MADDY!<\/li>\n
  46. The open shirt over a black bra\u2026the tossed-off bon mots\u2026Madigans, we are so back.<\/li>\n
  47. Oh, Lexi\/Lisa, as an Emma who\u2019s been called \u201cEmily\u201d one too many times, I see you.<\/li>\n
  48. Why would anyone ever subject themselves to the horrors of a treadmill desk?<\/li>\n
  49. \u201cStop pouting, you\u2019re getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie\u201d is very me recapping You, Me & Tuscany<\/em><\/a> in the middle of a workday.<\/li>\n
  50. Vintage Euphoria<\/em> moment: Rue doing step work with Ali in a diner.<\/li>\n
  51. Rue the Christian convert?<\/li>\n
  52. Again: what the hell, sure.<\/li>\n
  53. My dog does not like the sound of this other dog whimpering (although, strangely, he was fine with Cassie\u2019s puppy play; guess it lacked verisimilitude!).<\/li>\n
  54. New girlfriend arc for Rue?<\/li>\n
  55. Or\u2026sex trafficker arc for Rue?<\/li>\n
  56. Love to see our girl having fun with other girls!<\/li>\n
  57. This cowboy-hat-wearing guy does not, though, it appears.<\/li>\n
  58. Oh, okay, he\u2019s not a pimp, he just owns strip clubs (I think).<\/li>\n
  59. And Rue\u2019s going to be his prot\u00e9g\u00e9?<\/li>\n
  60. Kind of love this for her.<\/li>\n
  61. Hope she helps the dancers unionize!<\/a><\/li>\n
  62. God, the heat with which I hate Nate.<\/li>\n
  63. Cassie is so Megan Draper-coded for making her man spaghetti.<\/a><\/li>\n
  64. Not \u201cI didn\u2019t wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding\u201d\u2026<\/li>\n
  65. I mean, definitely leave his ass, Cassie, but not necessarily for this reason.<\/li>\n
  66. This is such an accurate portrait of sociopathic, handsome white men who work in \u201creal-estate development\u201d in Southern California.<\/li>\n
  67. Oh, Christ, did this girl just OD?<\/li>\n
  68. Well, that was an episode of television. Can\u2019t wait for next Sunday!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n


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