{"id":28716,"date":"2026-04-27T03:00:04","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T03:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=28716"},"modified":"2026-04-27T03:00:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T03:00:04","slug":"54-thoughts-i-had-about-season-3-episode-3-of-euphoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=28716","title":{"rendered":"54 Thoughts I Had About Season 3, Episode 3 of \u2018Euphoria\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"


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It\u2019s time for the wedding of the season\u2014no, not Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce\u2019s<\/a>, but cursed Euphoria<\/em> sweethearts Nate and Cassie\u2019s, which Cassie has been dutifully OnlyFans-ing<\/a> to afford all season long. (Am I the only one still haunted by visions of her posing in her dog costume to the strains of \u201cDoggie in the Window\u201d?)<\/p>\n

Below, find quite literally every thought that came to my mind while watching Season 3, Episode 3 of Euphoria<\/em>:<\/p>\n

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  1. Wow, a pants-free Jules smoking while painting a female nude is so Portrait of a Lady on Fire<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  2. I love Jules having new and exciting friends who aren\u2019t from high school!<\/li>\n
  3. Even if they\u2019re turning her on to a life of mild crime via sugaring.<\/li>\n
  4. As Jules says, \u201cAnything\u2019s better than retail.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cI don\u2019t normally do this kind of thing,\u201d said every repeat sex-work client ever.<\/li>\n
  6. I guess a nylon fetish isn\u2019t the worst thing out there, relatively speaking.<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cThat\u2019s why you\u2019re poreless. Never went through puberty.\u201d Barf.<\/li>\n
  8. It\u2019s giving corny-ass chaser!<\/li>\n
  9. Living off $750 a month\u2026oh, diva.<\/li>\n
  10. This reminds me of Adam from Girls<\/em> saying, \u201cMy grandma gives me $800 a month, and I supplement.\u201d<\/li>\n
  11. God, Hunter Schafer is so dramatically beautiful.<\/li>\n
  12. Okay, really putting the \u201cplastic\u201d in \u201cplastic surgeon,\u201d aren\u2019t we?<\/li>\n
  13. Rosal\u00eda!<\/a><\/li>\n
  14. In a psycho little spiral-fringe bikini!<\/li>\n
  15. Rue explaining guns\u2026how The Drama<\/em><\/a>-core.<\/li>\n
  16. Uh-oh, it\u2019s the pig!<\/li>\n
  17. Okay, I feel like this shot of a stripper getting pig blood all over her was very wannabe-Tarantino and unnecessary.<\/li>\n
  18. Unfortunately, Laurie saying \u201cYou\u2019re my perfect little baby guy\u201d to her parrot is very me talking to my dog.<\/a><\/li>\n
  19. The concept of Cassie and Nate not only inviting Rue to their wedding, but also giving her a plus-one\u2026<\/li>\n
  20. Maybe if they\u2019d tightened that guest list they could have afforded the good flowers sans OnlyFans!<\/li>\n
  21. Just saying.<\/li>\n
  22. Oh, hell yes<\/em>, we love to see Maddy turning up for this wedding looking wildly inappropriate and hot as hell.<\/li>\n
  23. Cassie\u2019s in Wiederhoeft,<\/a> which tracks.<\/li>\n
  24. Speaking of looking magnificent and nuptially inappropriate\u2026\u2026\u2026.ladies and gentlemen, Jules<\/em>!<\/li>\n
  25. I mean, when attending your former secret hookup\u2019s son\u2019s wedding, dress to kill, right?<\/li>\n
  26. Do people still hyperventilate into paper bags?<\/li>\n
  27. Aw, there\u2019s Lexi! In the worst dress ever!<\/li>\n
  28. Make that three<\/em> of the worst dresses ever, since the bridesmaids are all dressed the same, and honestly, I would expect nothing less of Cassie.<\/li>\n
  29. This mother-of-the-bride monologue capped off by Cassie\u2019s mom hissing \u201cYou are my masterpiece\u201d is so Black Swan<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  30. Wow, I can\u2019t believe they actually got married.<\/li>\n
  31. LOL, Maddy two seconds after I wrote that: \u201cI can\u2019t believe they actually got married.\u201d<\/li>\n
  32. That\u2019s my spiritual twin!<\/li>\n
  33. Rue\u2019s kind of serving in that suit, even if it is a little Miami Vice<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  34. I\u2019d love to see her in, like, Thom Browne, but granted, that\u2019s not really on-brand (or in her current budget).<\/li>\n
  35. BB\u2019s belly-baring pregnancy dress is everything to me.<\/li>\n
  36. \u201cI just wish everyone didn\u2019t think I was a pedo.\u201d Well\u2026don\u2019t sleep with underage people? Simple as!<\/li>\n
  37. This Maddy slander! I won\u2019t stand for it.<\/li>\n
  38. \u201cDon\u2019t you think it\u2019s a little foolish to throw such a lavish wedding when you owe so many people money?\u201d Speak on it, Naz!<\/li>\n
  39. Jesus, these horror-movie close-ups of Cassie and Lexi.<\/li>\n
  40. \u201cI do not<\/em> want to downsize\u201d feels spiritually linked to Big Little Lies<\/em>\u2019s \u201cI will not<\/em> not be rich.\u201d<\/li>\n
  41. Cassie visibly crying her way through this cheesy-as-hell choreographed wedding dance is wild.<\/li>\n
  42. How long has Rue been driving?<\/li>\n
  43. To quote Cher Horowitz\u2019s dad, \u201cEverything in LA takes 20 minutes!\u201d<\/li>\n
  44. I\u2019m so glad I\u2019m on my couch and not at a toxic couple\u2019s wedding right now.<\/li>\n
  45. I mean, diva, nobody told you to invest your kids\u2019 college funds with dumbass Nate!<\/li>\n
  46. Is it super-necessary to say \u201cGun\u201d when you\u2019re, you know, holding a gun?<\/li>\n
  47. Lexi, confirmed virgin!<\/li>\n
  48. \u201cIt\u2019s better than herpes.\u201d<\/li>\n
  49. I mean\u2026depends who you ask!<\/li>\n
  50. Cassie pissily wearing her veil in the limo is kind of a slay.<\/li>\n
  51. \u201cI\u2019m going to make love to you. If that\u2019s okay.\u201d I mean, we love consent culture and all, Nate, but\u2026ew.<\/li>\n
  52. I\u2019m admittedly not a bird person, but that is a pretty cute parrot.<\/li>\n
  53. Oy vey, can\u2019t say that I\u2019m loving this beating scene, although Cassie freaking out over her nosebleed while her husband gets the shit kicked out of him in the background is making me LOL.<\/li>\n
  54. RIP, bird.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n


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