{"id":29008,"date":"2026-05-04T12:37:59","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T12:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=29008"},"modified":"2026-05-04T12:37:59","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T12:37:59","slug":"54-thoughts-i-had-about-season-3-episode-4-of-euphoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=29008","title":{"rendered":"54 Thoughts I Had About Season 3, Episode 4 of \u2018Euphoria\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"


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If this week\u2019s episode of Euphoria<\/em>, \u201cKitty Likes to Dance,\u201d couldn\u2019t quite match the scale or momentum of last week\u2019s wedding extravaganza<\/a>, well, that\u2019s okay; at least we got the Maddy\u2013Cassie reunion we\u2019ve been waiting for, and whole new career paths (\u2026of sorts) for Rue and Jules<\/a>. Let\u2019s dive in and relive each moment, shall we?<\/p>\n

Below, find quite literally every thought I had about Season 3, Episode 4 of Euphoria<\/em>:<\/p>\n

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  1. Oh, Rue!<\/li>\n
  2. I forgot the last episode fully ended with her getting pulled over.<\/li>\n
  3. Why do they make dogs be cops?<\/li>\n
  4. Rue\u2019s Laurie impression just made me LOL.<\/li>\n
  5. Why are these cops dressed like they\u2019re on Miami Vice<\/em>?<\/li>\n
  6. Rue in a fanny pack is also very Miami Vice<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  7. Alamo telling Rue, \u201cBitch, you look like shit\u201d is, unfortunately, accurate.<\/li>\n
  8. Then again, snitching will do that to a girl.<\/li>\n
  9. Did Alamo keep one of the parrot\u2019s feathers?!?<\/li>\n
  10. Speaking of looking like shit\u2026hello, post-beating Nate.<\/li>\n
  11. Is Cassie wearing LoveShackFancy?<\/li>\n
  12. Not \u201cbuild back better\u201d!<\/li>\n
  13. Is Nate lowkey the dumbest person on this show?<\/li>\n
  14. He owes Naz a million dollars<\/em>?<\/li>\n
  15. I do adore Maddy\u2019s vibe this season<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  16. I mean, that driving scarf!<\/li>\n
  17. Let\u2019s get Cassie the hell out of that piss-yellow mansion.<\/li>\n
  18. \u201cLet\u2019s do something about your look.\u201d Indeed.<\/li>\n
  19. Jules saying she\u2019s working when she\u2019s actually watching reality TV in bed is so real.<\/li>\n
  20. What is Lexi\u2019s job, again?<\/li>\n
  21. This makeover scene is rivaling the very best one in cinematic history (the one in the empty airplane hangar from Miss Congeniality<\/em><\/a>).<\/li>\n
  22. I want to drive a golf cart around a studio lot.<\/li>\n
  23. Obsessed with Jules painting a phallus-centric George Seurat knockoff.<\/li>\n
  24. Lexi whispering that Jules is \u201ctrans<\/em>\u201d\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/li>\n
  25. Din Tai Fung boxes!!!!!!!<\/li>\n
  26. Now that\u2019s<\/em> my LA.<\/li>\n
  27. An hour and a half of shooting is $56,000? Yikes.<\/li>\n
  28. This production losing $191,000 total because Jules painted some dicks is crazy.<\/li>\n
  29. Oh, Jules, what are you up to?<\/li>\n
  30. It\u2019s art for TV<\/em>, not real art!<\/li>\n
  31. It\u2019s weird to feel sympathy for Laurie (at a parrot funeral, of all places), but man, she loved that bird.<\/li>\n
  32. I want more from Cassie\u2019s makeover than just blonder hair.<\/li>\n
  33. LOL at everyone online freaking out over how shitty Maddy\u2019s apartment is when it honestly looks indistinguishable from mine.<\/li>\n
  34. Perhaps a little nicer, in fact!<\/li>\n
  35. I truly do not care what happens to Nate this season.<\/li>\n
  36. And neither does Cassie, it seems.<\/li>\n
  37. Ahhhh, is Alamo on to Rue?<\/li>\n
  38. Oh, okay, phew, he just knows about her drug use.<\/li>\n
  39. I die for Rosal\u00eda in this bejeweled neck brace, although I hope this season will do more with her than just random cutaways.<\/li>\n
  40. That\u2019s<\/em> Cassie\u2019s best outfit?<\/li>\n
  41. I hope Maddy makes her change.<\/li>\n
  42. Oop, no, Maddy likes it.<\/li>\n
  43. No accounting for taste, I guess!<\/li>\n
  44. I missed the Maddy-and-Cassie show, I have to admit.<\/li>\n
  45. I hate men so much.<\/li>\n
  46. Did Maddy ditch Cassie and this other knockoff-Cassie?<\/li>\n
  47. Brutal, but fair.<\/li>\n
  48. Cassie saying \u201cOh my God, I love coke!\u201d is a bar.<\/li>\n
  49. I\u2019m glad we\u2019re talking about the importance of testing drugs, at least.<\/li>\n
  50. Ugh, poor Kitty.<\/li>\n
  51. Okay, finally, some plot action for Rosal\u00eda.<\/li>\n
  52. I want Rosal\u00eda to yell at me in Spanish.<\/li>\n
  53. Uh-oh, strip club stick-up!<\/li>\n
  54. I\u2019m stressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n


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