{"id":29858,"date":"2026-05-26T00:04:29","date_gmt":"2026-05-26T00:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=29858"},"modified":"2026-05-26T00:04:29","modified_gmt":"2026-05-26T00:04:29","slug":"46-thoughts-i-had-about-season-3-episode-7-of-euphoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=29858","title":{"rendered":"46 Thoughts I Had About Season 3, Episode 7 of &#8216;Euphoria&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>We are so back, <em>Euphoria<\/em> viewers! I missed the last two episodes because I was on vacation, but\u2014with all due respect to Sam Levinson and his magnum opus\u2014it really wasn\u2019t that hard to orient myself for the back half of the third season.<\/p>\n<p>Unbelievably enough, we only have one more episode to go after this one, but for now, read on to find (quite literally) every thought I had while watching Season 3, Episode 7 of <em>Euphoria<\/em>:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Hey, Ali\u2019s on vacation!<\/li>\n<li>Just like I was!<\/li>\n<li>\u2026Sort of.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, wow, turns out I\u2019m not crazy and this sex worker actually <em>is<\/em> being played by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vogue.com\/article\/natasha-lyonne-poker-face-season-2-profile\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"text link\">Natasha Lyonne<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>God, Colman Domingo is such a good actor.<\/li>\n<li>Never forget how difficult the pandemic was for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vogue.com\/article\/its-hard-to-stay-sober-in-a-pandemic-but-holly-whitaker-wants-to-help\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"text link\">people in recovery!<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Now I\u2019m getting misty about the immense amount of work that people put into peer-to-peer recovery programs, pretty much always out of the good of their own hearts.<\/li>\n<li>Crying about the mere concept of twelve-step programs? It\u2019s giving <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vogue.co.uk\/article\/what-to-eat-luteal-phase\" class=\"text link\">luteal phase.<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t really get why or how Lexi and Rue are still friends, but I\u2019m glad they are.<\/li>\n<li>Lexi\u2019s gone so Hollywood with her \u201cThis doesn\u2019t track for me\u201d! Yes, future studio executive!<\/li>\n<li>I like Rue\u2019s big-ass jean jacket.<\/li>\n<li>In fairness to Lexi, my nightmare <em>is<\/em> someone talking to me about God and evil while I\u2019m trying to write.<\/li>\n<li>Sydney Sweeney really does slay a final-girl moment, it must be said.<\/li>\n<li>The way she just screamed \u201cNOOOOOO\u201d was also art\u2026like, I could hear that \u201cNOOOOOO\u201d anywhere out of context and instantly know who screamed it.<\/li>\n<li>How do I get my bob to look like Lexi\u2019s without applying heat or doing any work on it whatsoever?<\/li>\n<li>Are we about to get another iconic Maddy\/Cassie beatdown?<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI\u2019m not your manager. I\u2019m your fucking boss, bitch.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Damn!<\/li>\n<li>I hate Dylan.<\/li>\n<li>Making content with some tool in a beanbag chair is sort of where Cassie is meant to be.<\/li>\n<li>Ah, yes, a sex scene with all the elegance and subtlety that Levinson is known for.<\/li>\n<li>Not the finger in the water glass!<\/li>\n<li>The bangles staying on during sex is <em>so<\/em> Cassie-coded.<\/li>\n<li>The way I don\u2019t care if Nate lives or dies\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Also quite Cassie-coded of me.<\/li>\n<li>He does look very tanned and jacked, though.<\/li>\n<li>I love Rue-and-Ali-eating-together-and-talking-about-God scenes.<\/li>\n<li>Rue\u2019s <a data-offer-url=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Lorde-solar-power-lyrics\" class=\"external-link text link\" data-event-click=\"{&quot;element&quot;:&quot;ExternalLink&quot;,&quot;outgoingURL&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/genius.com\/Lorde-solar-power-lyrics&quot;}\" href=\"https:\/\/genius.com\/Lorde-solar-power-lyrics\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">kind of like a prettier Moses.<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhy Texas?\u201d \u2014 Ali to Rue re. her homestead plans, also everyone in my life when I moved to Austin in 2021.<\/li>\n<li>We need more scenes of the strippers hanging out en famille.<\/li>\n<li>God help me, I love a Steely Dan needle drop thrown in for absolutely no good reason.<\/li>\n<li>Dick-rating time chez Cassie!<\/li>\n<li>Oh, <em>shit<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>I guess I do care if <em>Cassie<\/em> lives or dies?<\/li>\n<li>Nate\u2019s buried-alive situation is giving <em>Kill Bill 2,<\/em> and much like that movie, it\u2019s making me faintly nauseous with claustrophobia.<\/li>\n<li>OMG, is Rue going to save Cassie?<\/li>\n<li>Is it bad that I\u2019m fast-forwarding over these Nate scenes because they involve three things I don\u2019t care for (Nate, being buried alive, and snakes)?<\/li>\n<li>God, Naz is terrifying.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ll admit this shot that\u2019s set up to look like Rue\u2019s wearing a crown of thorns is kind of cool.<\/li>\n<li>Ugh, I need Maddy to swim the fuck away from Alamo right now.<\/li>\n<li>I am stressed <em>out<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Welp, bye, Naz.<\/li>\n<li>Duolingo some Armenian, divas!<\/li>\n<li>Girls up huge (I mean, if you consider unearthing Nate\u2019s snake-bitten corpse being \u201cup huge\u201d).<\/li>\n<li>Are we rocking with Faye, or are we quite definitively not?<\/li>\n<li>I miss <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vogue.com\/article\/three-seasons-of-euphoria-in-im-watching-for-jules\" class=\"text link\">Jules.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vogue.com\/article\/46-thoughts-i-had-about-season-3-episode-7-of-euphoria\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are so back, Euphoria viewers! I missed the last two episodes because I was on vacation, but\u2014with all due respect to Sam Levinson and his magnum opus\u2014it really wasn\u2019t that hard to orient myself for the back half of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29859,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fashion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29858\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/29859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}