{"id":29914,"date":"2026-05-27T17:10:24","date_gmt":"2026-05-27T17:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=29914"},"modified":"2026-05-27T17:10:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-27T17:10:24","slug":"48-thoughts-i-had-about-part-1-of-the-summer-house-reunion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=29914","title":{"rendered":"48 Thoughts I Had About Part 1 of the \u2018Summer House\u2019 Reunion"},"content":{"rendered":"


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I probably wouldn\u2019t be Summer House<\/em><\/a>-literate at all if it weren\u2019t for the noble intervention of my Vogue<\/em> colleagues Irene Kim and Florence O\u2019Connor, who dragged me into the light right around the time that the Ciara\/Amanda\/West imbroglio<\/a> first went public. Now, though, I\u2019ve watched all 10 (!) seasons, I\u2019m deeply locked in, and I\u2019m ready to seat myself for the Andy Cohen-helmed postgame. Below, find every single thought I had about Part 1 of the Summer House<\/em> reunion.<\/p>\n

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  1. I wonder how much of a reality TV producer\u2019s job is just reassuring whoever\u2019s on camera that her lips look great.<\/li>\n
  2. Lindsay is very real for worrying about her pit stains.<\/li>\n
  3. Oh, hello, Kyle.<\/li>\n
  4. When a Notes-app-apology Instagram post is reposted on a Bravo post-show\u2026that\u2019s when you know shit is getting good<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cNone of this makes sense! It\u2019s all not what happened.\u201d Speak on it, Lindsay.<\/li>\n
  6. Not the three-way call with Jesse and Mia!<\/li>\n
  7. Oop, Carl too.<\/li>\n
  8. West and Amanda sharing a dressing room is crazy.<\/li>\n
  9. I mean, I guess it\u2019s not that crazy, but what a way to hard-launch!<\/li>\n
  10. I do like the way Amanda says \u201ccorset.\u201d<\/li>\n
  11. Cor-sette!<\/em><\/li>\n
  12. \u201cWho do you feel more betrayed by?\u201d<\/li>\n
  13. God, Andy is such a messy bitch who lives for drama.<\/li>\n
  14. Then again, that\u2019s basically his official job title.<\/li>\n
  15. Ciara in the revenge dress! Yes! Yes!!!!!<\/li>\n
  16. Butter yellow<\/a> mentioned.<\/li>\n
  17. Granted, Amanda wearing it probably isn\u2019t great PR for the color\u2026<\/li>\n
  18. God, I hate West.<\/li>\n
  19. Oh, shit, I forgot about the leaked-nudes thing.<\/li>\n
  20. That shouldn\u2019t happen to anyone, even unkempt cheaters.<\/li>\n
  21. Indeed, remember when it seemed like Kyle<\/em> was going to be the reunion-show villain?<\/li>\n
  22. \u201cI\u2019m glad you could say our name this time.\u201d Get her again, Ciara!<\/li>\n
  23. We love a Rihanna name-check!<\/li>\n
  24. KJ talking about \u201cfraudulent activity\u201d\u2026okay, Citibank.<\/li>\n
  25. Ciara is so mad<\/em>, and she deserves to be!!!<\/li>\n
  26. \u201cI had an awakening\u201d\u2026ugh, Amanda.<\/li>\n
  27. \u201cI don\u2019t see your man sticking up for you now, huh?\u201d<\/li>\n
  28. I am shook<\/em>!<\/li>\n
  29. WEST SECRET GIRLFRIEND?<\/li>\n
  30. The concept of this many women vying for West is somewhat sickening to me.<\/li>\n
  31. Him?!?<\/a><\/li>\n
  32. \u201cDid a PR person help you with that statement?\u201d<\/li>\n
  33. LOL.<\/li>\n
  34. Amanda is<\/em> a snake in the grass, I\u2019m sorry.<\/li>\n
  35. Okay, well, none of us should be sharing locations.<\/li>\n
  36. Except for my friends who share their locations with me! I love you! I like knowing you\u2019re safe at home after we go out!<\/li>\n
  37. Why am I just noticing the violent pinkness of Andy\u2019s suit?<\/li>\n
  38. Okay, I\u2019m kind of rocking with Levi\u2019s wildly sparkly green dress.<\/li>\n
  39. I don\u2019t really care about this non-love-triangle stuff, to be honest.<\/li>\n
  40. \u201cI had been in a plant costume for three hours, I was very hot and dehydrated.\u201d<\/li>\n
  41. LMAO.<\/li>\n
  42. \u201cWhy does this guy only pop off on women?\u201d Amazing question.<\/li>\n
  43. Not West lining up to throw Ben under the bus\u2026hello, deflection!<\/li>\n
  44. Aw, KJ \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n
  45. This poor sweetie!<\/li>\n
  46. I\u2019m glad he has support, especially from Ciara.<\/li>\n
  47. That is\u2026more about Kyle\u2019s earlobe and how it relates to his sex life than I strictly needed to know.<\/li>\n
  48. And that\u2019s a wrap! Can\u2019t wait for more of this mess next week!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n


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