{"id":30081,"date":"2026-06-01T05:34:40","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T05:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=30081"},"modified":"2026-06-01T05:34:40","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T05:34:40","slug":"euphoria-50-thoughts-i-had-about-the-season-3-finale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hunthow.com\/?p=30081","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Euphoria\u2019: 50 Thoughts I Had About the Season 3 Finale"},"content":{"rendered":"


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Well, team, we\u2019ve officially reached the Season 3 finale of Euphoria<\/em><\/a>. Recapping this show<\/a> has been an odd thing (joyful in that I simply love watching television, strange in that Sam Levinson really did not<\/em> do his big one with this season), but I\u2019ve been excited to finally find out who lives and who joins Nate in the afterlife. Let\u2019s dive in, shall we?<\/p>\n

Below, find absolutely every spoiler-y thought I had while watching Season 3, Episode 8 of Euphoria<\/em>:<\/p>\n

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  1. Sorry, this episode is an hour and forty-five minutes<\/em> long?<\/li>\n
  2. I need to walk my dog, Mr. Levinson!<\/li>\n
  3. So much gun violence, so little time.<\/li>\n
  4. Well, actually, as previously mentioned, we have a lot of time.<\/li>\n
  5. Is Rue literally getting lassoed right now?<\/li>\n
  6. Oh, Maddy \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n
  7. Somehow, Cassie\u2019s clear undoing isn\u2019t moving me quite as much, even though she just saw her husband get Cleopatra-ed (a.k.a. killed by a snake).<\/li>\n
  8. Messy-haired, traumatized girls comforting each other in a diner\u2026many such cases.<\/li>\n
  9. I hate Alamo, but Rue could<\/em> use a bath with some Epsom salts.<\/li>\n
  10. Indeed, I just took one, and it was magnificent.<\/li>\n
  11. I don\u2019t know if God and pills are a great combination, Rue.<\/li>\n
  12. How is this episode both boring me and stressing me out?<\/li>\n
  13. \u201cPork chops and pussy\u201d are not words I particularly needed to hear in the same sentence.<\/li>\n
  14. Oh, Faye \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n
  15. Oh, basically every female character on this show \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n
  16. Wait, it\u2019s the 2024 election in Euphoria<\/em>-world?<\/li>\n
  17. And Fez is alive and out of prison?<\/li>\n
  18. RIP Angus Cloud!<\/li>\n
  19. Little Rue! Little Jules! I\u2019m sad.<\/li>\n
  20. Bro, I did not<\/em> expect to be crying like this only halfway through this wildly mid season\u2019s finale.<\/li>\n
  21. This is all so dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/li>\n
  22. !!!!!!<\/li>\n
  23. !<\/li>\n
  24. I cannot watch Jules cry without crying myself.<\/li>\n
  25. I mean, I already was, but still.<\/li>\n
  26. Ugh, is this the man who wrapped her in plastic?<\/a><\/li>\n
  27. What the hell is Cassie even talking about?<\/li>\n
  28. Ugh, this wallpaper.<\/li>\n
  29. If anything bad happens to this little white dog, I will freak out, and I\u2019m not just saying that because my<\/em> little white dog is watching.<\/li>\n
  30. Well, I can\u2019t say that he\u2019s locked in on this finale, but he\u2019s in the room.<\/li>\n
  31. \u201cSo there\u2019s a new Bible?\u201d<\/li>\n
  32. LOL.<\/li>\n
  33. Lexi\u2019s huge brown tie is wild, but I think I like it.<\/li>\n
  34. Ditto the brown lipstick.<\/li>\n
  35. Hearing Rue referred to in the past tense\u2026woof.<\/li>\n
  36. Hugely important use of body glitter going on at the Silver Slipper.<\/li>\n
  37. Is this Nate\u2019s killer snake?!?<\/li>\n
  38. Or, like\u2026a different snake?<\/li>\n
  39. Not the little white dog at the club!<\/li>\n
  40. Can\u2019t say that I love<\/em> whatever the hell is going on between Maddy and Alamo.<\/li>\n
  41. How old is this man?!?<\/li>\n
  42. Shootout! at the Strip Club!<\/li>\n
  43. Tarantino levels of blood and gore going on here (derogatory).<\/li>\n
  44. Hey, it\u2019s the homestead!<\/li>\n
  45. Ali claiming Rue as his daughter\u2026I could cry.<\/li>\n
  46. \u2026again.<\/li>\n
  47. Am I allowed to say I\u2019m kind of glad this show is over?<\/li>\n
  48. I mean, it definitely is, right?<\/li>\n
  49. Like, we\u2019re not going to get a surprise Season 4 about Ali and the homesteaders?<\/li>\n
  50. Time will tell, I guess!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n


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